Arrested by the Nazis on the racial grounds
he was taken by Gestapo accrue
Gauleiter looked his eyes, said "Free that man -
can you see, his eyes are blue"
They thought he's Aryan, that blue-eyed Ashkie Jew

Sailing 'cross the Baltic on the Viking Line
I saw a woman dining kosher food
She was on her way to Stockholm for the Nobel feast
to meet her blue-eyded Ashkie Jew
her destination was that blue-eyed Ashkie Jew

Way back in history 2000 years
Back ever since Messiah was due -
There's been a whole lotta good women she'd a tear
For a blue-eyed Ashkie Jew
A lot of trouble for a blue-eyed Ashkie Jew.

A beautiful shiksa was crying aloud
as her match with brown eyed man fell through
Her mother told "Dear daughter, go out and find
yourself a blue eyed Ashkie Jew -
You want good hubby, get a blue-eyed Ashkie Jew".

Christian Bohr was a handsome Dane
A professor who those physics all knew
He married Ellen Bohr and they had son Niels
his mom was blue-eyed Ashkie Jew
He won a Nobel for his blue-eyed Ashkie Jew

Knight's pawn free, with none at the line
The game ended with seven moves -
The king was checkmate, and guess who did win?
It was a blue-eyed Askie Jew
The chess master was a blue-eyed Ashkie Jew