Song Parodies -> "It Doesn't Matter, She's a Horse"

Original Song Title:

"It Doesn't Matter Anymore"

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Original Performer:

"It Doesn't Matter, She's a Horse"

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The Lyrics

The only time I'll ever do this (I hope): A song about barnyard love, which really should dare not speak its name.

There you go, and baby, here am I.
Well, the girl you love, it makes me sit and cry.
Well, golly gee, your passion runs so free.
But, I guess it doesn't matter -- she's a horse!

Do you remember, baby, last September
during Breeders' Cup, that's where you found shtup?
Well, run for roses with those real long noses?
Well, I guess it doesn't matter -- she's a horse!

There's no use in you and... tha-at filly!
I've done everything to tell you... i-it's so silly!
You've thrown away your nights and wasted all your bets
over her... -er-er!

Well, you go that way, baby, I'll go mine
with one that's human 'til the end of time.
Just strap on the bag with your lady nag
and you won't matter, she's a horse!

(instrumental break)

There's no use in you and... tha-at filly!
I've done everything to tell you... i-it's so silly!
You've thrown away your nights and wasted all your bets
over her... -er-er!

Well, you go that way, make your point
but she'll see what you got and have great disappoint.
She'll find somebody new who'll really run her through
'cause you just ain't "hung like a horse"!
You just ain't "hung like a horse"!

I realize this is a candidate for WhatFreaks, but after "Goat Writhin' In the Sty," "Blitzen and Rover" and "Flirtin' With a Bovine," we might as well work toward actually filling out the concept album.

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alvin rhodes - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...michael writes a barnyard love song !

carol - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment

giddi up! 5's

John Barry - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment

A horse and no dame, eh? 5s. I like the concept album idea. Regrettably, I have several already done candidates for inclusion, including "Shtuppin' His Hooved Flock," "Vaca Mia," and "Deer, Bear, and Every Mare."

Chris H. - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment

I always knew how retarded you are Mike

Ravyn Rant - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Mr. Ed and I gave you fives, but I may never be able to sing the original lyrics ever again!

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