Fell asleep
But I felt like I was awake
Dreamt a doozy for Heaven's sake
Maybe I had too much plum cake
Tossed and turned
All the covers in disarray
What a mess of my bed I make
It's the dream of dreams, I'd say...

A flying saucer whizzed by, stopping
With bright lights, a spaceman dropping
He touched my toes
(Now)
Everything Glows !

Like E.T. the extra terrestrial
Came down from somewhere celestial
I suppose,
Everything Glows !

I'm feelin' alright today
But, a sight, today
I glow white, today
Like a light, today
And my kids, today
Flipped their lids, today
There's a twinkle on my nose

And, now my wife's a great romancer
Dressed down like a strip club dancer
She loves my hose,
Everything Glows !

I've never seen her so excited
So glad that I'm not de-lighted
I bless that doze,
Everything Glows !

She plays CD's of heavy metals
Bedroom floor, its all rose petals,
Her passion shows,
Everything Glows !

We're in the fast lane a' love
On a train a' love,
What a gain a' love,
So, insane a' love,
Neighbors cuss above
Tilly and Gus, above
And so do the "Down Belows"
The cops are called and we're arrested
In that jail cell, still are nested,
When bonds man shows,
Everything Glows !