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Song Parodies -> "Hooch You Do Love?"
Original Song Title:
"Who Do You Love?"
Original Performer:
Bo Didley
Parody Song Title:
"Hooch You Do Love?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
You glug 47 pints of Far Tire,
Beaucoup Skol you take when you get wired,
You hang out in a roadhouse and get fried
Taste madly shaken side[car].
You slug down brandy swiftly, and some slops
Out over your sodden skull.
Come on, take a “drop” and then fall down—
Hooch you do love.
Hooch you do love. . . .
Booze-honed hand and a grapeyard mind,
Suck twenty brews—and on the floor lyin’.
Hooch you do love,
Hooch you do cov-
et, hooch you love,
Hooch you do love.
You toast. . .a Lion brew* down through your rapacious lips;
“Take It Easy,”** they keen who’ve too many sips.
Hooch in your mug,
Hooch you do glug,
Hooch you do slug,
Hooch from a mug.
The pint was dark and you bibed the brew;
Down your gullet an iced-flagon slough.
Purged, your lunch—and then something streams;
You shoulda heard the victim’s screams.
Hooch you do launch. . .
From this venue, you’ve been banned,
And they banish you to al fresco chunderland.
Hooch you do launch,
Hooch from your paunch,
Hooch pretty raunch,
Hooch you can’t stanch.
*Löwenbräu
**One of the tenets of AA
Beaucoup Skol you take when you get wired,
You hang out in a roadhouse and get fried
Taste madly shaken side[car].
You slug down brandy swiftly, and some slops
Out over your sodden skull.
Come on, take a “drop” and then fall down—
Hooch you do love.
Hooch you do love. . . .
Booze-honed hand and a grapeyard mind,
Suck twenty brews—and on the floor lyin’.
Hooch you do love,
Hooch you do cov-
et, hooch you love,
Hooch you do love.
You toast. . .a Lion brew* down through your rapacious lips;
“Take It Easy,”** they keen who’ve too many sips.
Hooch in your mug,
Hooch you do glug,
Hooch you do slug,
Hooch from a mug.
The pint was dark and you bibed the brew;
Down your gullet an iced-flagon slough.
Purged, your lunch—and then something streams;
You shoulda heard the victim’s screams.
Hooch you do launch. . .
From this venue, you’ve been banned,
And they banish you to al fresco chunderland.
Hooch you do launch,
Hooch from your paunch,
Hooch pretty raunch,
Hooch you can’t stanch.
*Löwenbräu
**One of the tenets of AA
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Some brand names I don't recognize already in the first two lines, but that goes with the territory I guess, probably done the same thing myself when I hooched a parody at some point.
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