He’s back on the road to Korea
He must be right out of his mind (completely nuts, dad)
Why he’s going, there’s no knowing, this is quite absurd
Un just killed his uncle, Rodman doesn’t say a word (Yeah, toe the line)

Off of his nut in Korea
The dye must go clear to his brain
"I hear this country put down as a horrible regime"
"But they like basketball" (uh huh) "so that is good enough for me" (very wise)

His reasons for going might not be sound
But, like dog on the menu, he’s Korea bound

He’s back on the road to Korea
Look out, well clear the way, 'cause here he comes
Like a royal procession
He wants to take a dozen guys all of whom, used to play
And pit them ‘gainst a team he got to train for three whole days
(It’s a must win for the Koreans)

He’s off of his rocker, that wacko
The players he wants are afraid
But Rodman says that “All is love” and Un is his best friend
And swears that they will all be safe until the bitter end (you got that right)

He certainly is an ass clown
(Like a United States Mobile Army Surgical Hospital
Full of madcap draftee doctors)
He’s Korea bound

(Or, like torrential rains and
Typhoon Bolaven which hit
In the summer of 2012)
He’s Korea bound
(he could be arrested)