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Song Parodies -> "Giblet Smell: Rot!"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Rock"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Helms
Parody Song Title:
"Giblet Smell: Rot!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Giblet smell, giblet smell, giblet smell: rot!
Giblets swelled, pink, make giblet-smell stink.
Blowin' up nose 'n' it boogles and runs.
Wow! That giblet rot's nasty, stuns.
Giblet smell, giblet smell, giblet smell: snot!
Giblet smell's ripe, finds giblet-smell pipes.
Nasty and lasting, this giblet smell; spare
Me to nosh fresh air!
Day and night time this pong blights rhin;
They rot with ripe decay.
Giblet hell I'm in; can't smell find--
My cats hidin' 'em, now stored away.
Givin' up, giblet source brings me defeat,
Still, stench I'm bound to block.
Lit up a little stick that's sickening sweet. . .
Quash the giblet smell,
Wafting incense smell,
Masks the giblet-smell rot.
Giblets swelled, pink, make giblet-smell stink.
Blowin' up nose 'n' it boogles and runs.
Wow! That giblet rot's nasty, stuns.
Giblet smell, giblet smell, giblet smell: snot!
Giblet smell's ripe, finds giblet-smell pipes.
Nasty and lasting, this giblet smell; spare
Me to nosh fresh air!
Day and night time this pong blights rhin;
They rot with ripe decay.
Giblet hell I'm in; can't smell find--
My cats hidin' 'em, now stored away.
Givin' up, giblet source brings me defeat,
Still, stench I'm bound to block.
Lit up a little stick that's sickening sweet. . .
Quash the giblet smell,
Wafting incense smell,
Masks the giblet-smell rot.
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This parody also works as an appetite suppressant - multi-tasking fives for you!
disgusting, but fun
As a cat owner I can relate to this. 555 great job rhyming with the OS
After reading this, I had to visit a plastic surgeon and have my nose ironed, but it was worth it...far out funny
Ah! Just remembered I'd been meaning to check that mousetrap under the bed...
Giddy-up, Barry-boy, type parodies!
Sights set on Higgins' spot!
Pricks in Pringle-Cans stiffen in heat --
That's the Pringle-swelled,
That's the Pringle-swelled,
That's the Pringle-swelled c*ck!
Sights set on Higgins' spot!
Pricks in Pringle-Cans stiffen in heat --
That's the Pringle-swelled,
That's the Pringle-swelled,
That's the Pringle-swelled c*ck!
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