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Song Parodies -> "Scout Viewer"
Original Song Title:
"Dream Lover"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Darin
Parody Song Title:
"Scout Viewer"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
So a series of my ongoing parodies of the 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast have been continued for a long time, here is the song about their viewing scouts.
Every night I hope and watch
A scout viewer will come my way
Roxanne to hold in my arms
And know the big scantly costume
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Roxanne (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To say (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My own (yeah-yeah)
I want a scout lover
So I don't have to bounce alone
Scout viewer, where are you
With a day, oh, so true
And the clock that I can hold
To feel you near as I watch old
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Roxanne (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My own (yeah-yeah, yeah)
I want a scout viewer
So I don't have to see alone
Someday, I don't know how
I hope you are on the set
Some way, I don't know how
They got the set of Beat the Clock
Scout viewer, until then
I'll go to sleep and bounce again
That's the only thing to do
Till all my big 300 scouts come true
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Roxanne (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My own (yeah-yeah, yeah)
I want a scout viewer
So I don't have to watch alone
Scout viewer, until then
I'll go to sleep and look again
That's the only thing to do
Till all my viewer's scouts come true
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Roxanne (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My own (yeah-yeah)
I want a scout viewer
So I don't have to look alone
Please saw all the elephants for them
I beg you don't make me scout viewers
No, I don't wanna watch
A scout viewer will come my way
Roxanne to hold in my arms
And know the big scantly costume
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Roxanne (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To say (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My own (yeah-yeah)
I want a scout lover
So I don't have to bounce alone
Scout viewer, where are you
With a day, oh, so true
And the clock that I can hold
To feel you near as I watch old
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Roxanne (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My own (yeah-yeah, yeah)
I want a scout viewer
So I don't have to see alone
Someday, I don't know how
I hope you are on the set
Some way, I don't know how
They got the set of Beat the Clock
Scout viewer, until then
I'll go to sleep and bounce again
That's the only thing to do
Till all my big 300 scouts come true
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Roxanne (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My own (yeah-yeah, yeah)
I want a scout viewer
So I don't have to watch alone
Scout viewer, until then
I'll go to sleep and look again
That's the only thing to do
Till all my viewer's scouts come true
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Roxanne (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My own (yeah-yeah)
I want a scout viewer
So I don't have to look alone
Please saw all the elephants for them
I beg you don't make me scout viewers
No, I don't wanna watch
The end. This is the greatest moment in TV history.
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