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Song Parodies -> "Christ Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Christ Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Merry Christmas
The stars were gleaming, the night was dark
The donkeys stood round and brayed
There never was such a day
The Prince of peace came this way
And we might not get the date right
But what matters is He's the light
Chorus:
I'm dreaming of a Christ Christmas
Just like the first one, long ago
With the angels singing
The heavens ringing
And shepherds were first to know
I'm dreaming of a Christ Christmas
Don't really care if it is white
You can X him out if you like
But the day's for celebrating Christ
I'm dreaming of a Christ Christmas
He is the only Christ I know
Who came without fanfare
The shepherds knelt there
And had faces all aglow
I'm dreaming of a Christ Christmas
Each year the name of Christ means more
You can X him out if you're bored
But the day's to celebrate the Lord
The donkeys stood round and brayed
There never was such a day
The Prince of peace came this way
And we might not get the date right
But what matters is He's the light
Chorus:
I'm dreaming of a Christ Christmas
Just like the first one, long ago
With the angels singing
The heavens ringing
And shepherds were first to know
I'm dreaming of a Christ Christmas
Don't really care if it is white
You can X him out if you like
But the day's for celebrating Christ
I'm dreaming of a Christ Christmas
He is the only Christ I know
Who came without fanfare
The shepherds knelt there
And had faces all aglow
I'm dreaming of a Christ Christmas
Each year the name of Christ means more
You can X him out if you're bored
But the day's to celebrate the Lord
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Beautifully written, and said
www.bartleby.com/61/80/X0008000.html
Bartleby---It's interesting, your reference, but all the same, I'd rather see the name of Christ than an X. I'm not Greek.
lovely sentiment
outstanding! 555
Very good Royce. I've never liked putting X for Christ, it seems lazy and disrespectful.
Very nice, Royce! I never liked even seeing "x" in Christmas instead of Christ. 5's
Nicely said
Very touching, Royce.
He IS the light. Very well expressed, Royce.
Sincere sentiments soundly said.
Royce, this is a lovely song celebrating The Salutary Man's birth.
Point well made and taken! Merry Christmas, Royce! 555
Nice one. 555
Thanks for reminding us!
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