Song Parodies -> "I'm Dreaming Of A Cloned Arwen"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Dreaming Of A Cloned Arwen"

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The Lyrics

The following trivia knowledge has been googled out to explain the presence of the first verse. Man, the things I do to convert a trite Star Wars idea to a long time overdue glorification of the best looking female parody writer here on AmIright"White Christmas" was written in 1937 by Irving Berlin and achieved fame when it was performed by Bing Crosby in the 1942 movie "Holiday Inn". For many people "White Christmas" evokes a wistful sense of nostalgia, family warmth and good memories associated with the holiday season. The irony is that the original version was, well, ironical. Before Berlin suppressed the opening verse, the song opened with a tongue in cheek lyric about celebrating Christmas on an 80 degree day at a chlorinated Los Angeles swimming pool! The movie then placed the context for the song at a snowbound resort, and quite wisely the original verse was dropped.

Her puns are shining
Her ass, a queens
Her presence can calm a locale
I've never seen such a gal
Call Cleverly Hills LA!
At the genome lab, with a dose
I will clone her so to get up close

I'm dreaming of a cloned Arwen
Just like the one I've come to know
With a tip top bouncing,
astute announcing;
"No hearsay that I'm 10.0!"

I'm dreaming of a cloned Arwen
All other cute lasses are trite
Maybe I sound very excite'
But I wish all lasses were as bright!

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Mistress Leola - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment

I not understand how you say Arven is best looking vooman on AmIRight, ven I em no sloush myselfs.

Tim Mayfield - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Very funny stuff. 5's

Arwen - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh what did I do to deserve such FABulous parody writing friends? This is great, Peter...gave me a big smile!! No bad can come from calling my ass a queen's...and I laughed out loud at the "tip top" part!! Thanks so much! =)

Rick C - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Nicely done, Peter. We both serenaded her today....5s

Peter Andersson - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment

I can happily declare that my summer cold is much better today (except for some yellow-green sequele in the sinuses), but that also means that I’m going back to work, and this being my super weekend at the emergency ward I’ll have to put in some 25 hours before it’s over, so I’m postponing my personal re-comments here (and reading parodies back) until Monday, when I have the whole day off.

Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Wouldn't it just be easier to contact an Arwen from an alternate universe... one in which J.R.R. Tolkein remaind an obscure British professor with no published works anyone would remember?

Peter Andersson - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Mistress Leo(jay)la: There is nothing to stop you from coming out as the second 10 point 0 woman on AmIright, all you need is a bikini, a digital camera, a friend and an account on the message boards

Tim: Thanx.

Arwen: I aim to please!

Rick C: I’ll go look for yours shortly

Michael Pacholek: I thought you knew your science fiction, don’t you know that in alternate universe they are always really, really scary. An Arwen from such a place would be butt ugly, evil and probably a hard core Avril Lasagne fan.

Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Peter: Alternate universes aren't always scary. Except for the one where I turned out to be a Republican Met fan. Ewwww! And will somebody please explain to me WHAT is wrong with Avril? Other than that she roots for the Ottawa Senators? (I want my hockey back!)

Ashkicksass - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow! Fabulous job Peter, even though I really don't consider myself trite... ; )

Spaff.com - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice job, PeterCHYD. And you know me - I'm an Arwen asskisser. So you keep churnin' 'em out and I'll keep kissin' 'em. MWWWAH!

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