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Michael Pacholek - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment

How to speak Australian! "Kristof" = Parodist! ... "It's bloody hot in here, so take off all yer clothes!" = Merry Christmas! ... "Fosters" = Australian for beer!

Ashkicksass - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Awwww...very nice. But do you really eat vegemite?

alvin rhodes - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment

never been south of the equator..christmas in the summer sounds strange...5s

Arwen - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Vegemite...bleah. I had a boy friend (not a boyfriend) who loved it. He tried to get me to love it too. Hence the reason he was just a boy friend.

Nice job, though!! =)

Michael Pacholek - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh, so that's why Arwen won't go out with me. And here I thought it was the 2,000 miles between New Jersey and Wyoming, or maybe her LOTR obsession.

Stuart McArthur - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment

beautiful and appropriate, Kristof - it's Xmas Day here now - and the sun is already beating down - vegemite sanger crusts everywhere - 555

Stuart McArthur - December 25, 2004 - Report this comment

but.....but.....but Arwen!.....I like vegemite!.....

what are you SAYING?

(and don't sugar-coat it - I NEED to know!)

Troy - December 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Bloody good stuff mate!!! Nice to see another Aussie parody cover of this song!!! All 5s and Vegemite rocks!!! Especially in melted butter on a crumpet!!! I've done an Aussie parody of this song too called "Aussie Christmas", you can check it out here http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby30.shtml .

Azza & Nazza - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment

good job mate we like to see the aussies keepin it real... cant imagine christmas without flyspray and barbecues.

Johnny D - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, Kristof, 555. My wife and I stayed at a bed and breakfast in New Hampshire this past autumn ... the b & b was run by an Aussie who had a jar of Vegemite in the kitchen. I had always been curious about it, so I asked if I could put some on my toast at breakfast, and he was more than happy to oblige! So, I slathered that shiny brown stuff all over my toast, bit into it, and was pleasantly surprised - I discovered I like Vegemite! Rather salty, but all in all a refreshing change from the usual sugary-sweet marmalades and preserves one usually associates with breakfast.

Arwen - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Vegemite is disgusting, Stuart. That is what I'm saying. Although, I have to ask...have you ever done a tim tam slam?

Stuart McArthur - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Miss Arwen, I do believe you're trying to seduce me...

Arwen - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment

No seriously...do you know what I'm talking about? A tim tam slam?

Stuart McArthur - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment

yes Arwen - when you cut off both ends of a tim-tam (Australia's most indulgent biscuit treat - #1 most missed item of Aussie ex-pats....#2 = vegemite) and you use it as a straw for sucking up coffee....then when you finish your coffee you eat the tim tam which melts in your mouth sublimely

Arwen - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment

My Vegemite loving friend taught me to do it with hot chocolate...but yeah...that's the ticket. While I wasn't a fan of the mess...they were quite tasty...Nice call, Stuart. We DO have something in common!

Stuart McArthur - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment

we can do it with hot chocolate if you like
- no problem there, Arwen ;-)

Arwen - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment

I don't know HOW I missed it...but I just NOW saw your comment, Mr. Pacholek. Don't try to blame our lack of a hook up on me...or on the vegemite. I've been batting my eyes at you like a horsefly flew into one of them...but to no avail...

And Stuart...um...what exactly are you proposing we "do" with hot chocolate? (I fear your mind may have wandered a bit.)

Stuart McArthur - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment

duh!.... the tim tam slam, of course!....it was your idea, remember!

sheesh, sometimes your mind gets a little too raunchy for innocents like myself, Arwen

Kristof Robertson - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

McArthur and the Elf...get a room for Chrissakes. I'll supply the Tim Tams (which, btw, I have to buy imported for about $AUS10.00 a pack!)...Mike; good to see you're up on your Ockerology...Ash: Of course!! Luvverly....Al: It is, but I still miss it...Troy, Azza and Nazza: Get a coupla stubbies in for us!! JD: Honorary Aussie!! Thanx all

Jeff Reuben - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Never tried vegemite, one of the things I need to do to make my life complete (PS: good song!)

Arwen - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Kristof...we don't need to get a room...honestly! We're talking about tim tam slams! What kind of a girl do you take me for?

Kristof Robertson - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen...OF COURSE I meant a room designated for the consumption of hot beverages and chocolate biscuits...it can get kinda messy and you don't want to go mussin' up your own habitations...:-)

Stuart McArthur - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen, I don't know about you, but I think Kristof's just trying to cover the fact that his mind is in the gutter - I, like you, am outraged at his behaviour....

Chucky, we need to talk....

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