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Song Parodies -> "Taunter Wonderland"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Taunter Wonderland"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Her G-string, it was glistenin'
Most her clothes she is missin'
She's there to ignite,
on stage tonight,
Workin' in a taunter's wonderland.

Down in front, there are two nerds,
In her face, get these two turds.
The bouncer's real strong,
On their heads he'll gong,
Workin' in a taunter's wonderland.

In the shadow you can get a lap dance,
For the right price you can get on down.
They don't care you're married, there's a fat chance,
She'll finish off the job, you're left spellbound.

You are filled with desire,
She removes her attire.
That sweet promenade,
You want to invade.
Watchin' in a taunter's wonderland.

[Internude]

Watch the floorshow, that one's such a ho man,
Carry on just like some circus clown.
You can have an orgy like a ro-man.
Long's your credit card can hold its ground.

The floorshows are so thrillin',
When it comes time for billin',
For frolick and play,
You now have to pay,
To that taunter's wonderland (Wo ho ...)

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Johnny D - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow - Guy, you write 'em on the edge - slipped right past the "censor" ! Well done! 5's
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, leave Christina Aguilera alone. She's got enough problems without you dropping a great parody like this on her. Chuckle chuckle smirk smirk.
Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Pat I wrote this and submitted before I saw that rule change on the message board. It was not written with the new rules in mind because I didn't know about them when I wrote it. I was surprised that it posted today after I read the message board on risque' submissions. I rather doubt that my 'It's Rent A Wife For Me' would have gotten in if it were submitted today.
Adagio - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy...no way would 'It's Rent A Wife For Me' get in...:D
Guy - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Now I have to find something else for shock value.

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