Silver Plates by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

Silver plates, silver plates,
It’s Whopper time at the White House.
Mickey Ds, KFCs,
Soon it will be banquet time.

Clemson players and the coaches
Dressed in tuxedo style.
And they’re gorging themselves on hamberders.
Players laughing, gas is passing,
And an idiot’s all smiles.
And from all White House corners you hear:

Silver plates, silver plates,
It’s Whopper time at the White House.
Mickey Ds, KFCs,
Soon it will be banquet time.

Strings of tweet nights, and the pols fight
Over gov’ment shut down,
As the furloughed rush to the soup kitchens.
Hear the teeth gnash, see the DOW crash,
Where is Don’s BK crown?
He ate it with all the fried chicken.

Silver plates, silver plates,
It’s Whopper time at the White House.
Mickey Ds, KFCs,
Soon it will be banquet time.