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Song Parodies -> "White Bathroom"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas (Short Version)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"White Bathroom"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I've bet a lot of mothers can relate to this!
She's dreaming of a white bathroom
Just like the ones people love to show (off)
Where the counter-tops glisten and no one's pissin'
Everywhere but in the freaking bowel!
She's dreaming of a white bathroom
Where everything is bleached snow white
No mildew or black mold in sight
But all the surfaces and floor shine so bright!
She's dreaming of a white bathroom
Where all clothing and toys are out of sight
And her lingerie from making love last night
OMG! Is that a bloody tampon unflushed, seat upright?!?
[Growling]
Makes a mom angry and uptight
Like a nurse, she wants everything white and sterilized!
She loves the smell of bleach in the morning!
Her family's terrified...!!!
Just like the ones people love to show (off)
Where the counter-tops glisten and no one's pissin'
Everywhere but in the freaking bowel!
She's dreaming of a white bathroom
Where everything is bleached snow white
No mildew or black mold in sight
But all the surfaces and floor shine so bright!
She's dreaming of a white bathroom
Where all clothing and toys are out of sight
And her lingerie from making love last night
OMG! Is that a bloody tampon unflushed, seat upright?!?
[Growling]
Makes a mom angry and uptight
Like a nurse, she wants everything white and sterilized!
She loves the smell of bleach in the morning!
Her family's terrified...!!!
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None of them fancy designer uptown yuppie loos then? ;-P
Peter, did you know that Casino restroom attendants can make $200-500 a night! Weird feeling of that presence when one is pinching off a loaf in a stall. Good news is that if you need help with anything, you can get it. I've dropped a $100 bill one time for excellent service and advice concerning obtaining a blonde, leggy "escort" back to my room!
All White Rob! 5's
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