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Song Parodies -> "Zombies Groan and Grimace"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home For Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Zombies Groan and Grimace"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Song #8 of my Hallo-Christmas-Ween parodies... Here's a song for all you zombie lovers out there!
Zombies groan and grimace
Not quite man or beast
Shotgun blows might have them slow
Not pleasant and they stink...
From the grave they’re rising
You’ll hear Barbara scream
Zombies groan and grimace
As your brains they have creamed
Zombies have the sickness
I’m no fan of thee
They will moan and munch on bones
Their presence makes me heave
Listless weave and shamblin’
Not fast but quite mean
Zombies groan and grimace
So form your hunting team
Not quite man or beast
Shotgun blows might have them slow
Not pleasant and they stink...
From the grave they’re rising
You’ll hear Barbara scream
Zombies groan and grimace
As your brains they have creamed
Zombies have the sickness
I’m no fan of thee
They will moan and munch on bones
Their presence makes me heave
Listless weave and shamblin’
Not fast but quite mean
Zombies groan and grimace
So form your hunting team
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