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Song Parodies -> "Happy Haulin' Dave"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Holidays"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Happy Haulin' Dave"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
While the blizzard’s snow keeps fallin’
Watch his tractor rig pull through
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
May the open road keep callin’
Happy Haulin’ Dave to you
With a warehouse full of pickles
That need to ship out by ten
Get your load down the road
And call up Haulin’ Dave, friend
If you need a batch delivered
Of more nitro glycerin
Keep you cool and your stool
Call up Haulin’ Dave, friend
If you can’t find someone who’ll
Haul all your steer manure
Grab the horn and take no bull
Call Dave and rest assured
If you’re stocked up and loaded down
With feminine napkins
Don’t be bugged, pull the plugs
And ship with Haulin’ Dave, friend
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
While the wooly sheep are crossin’
Watch him patiently wait through
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
With the wild frontier so awesome
Happy Haulin’ Dave ain’t blue
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
While the traffic jams are madness
Watch him patiently wait through
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
With his career choice came gladness
Happy Haulin’ Dave ain’t blue
Happy Haulin’ Dave
While the blizzard’s snow keeps fallin’
Watch his tractor rig pull through
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
May the open road keep callin’
Happy Haulin’ Dave to you
With a warehouse full of pickles
That need to ship out by ten
Get your load down the road
And call up Haulin’ Dave, friend
If you need a batch delivered
Of more nitro glycerin
Keep you cool and your stool
Call up Haulin’ Dave, friend
If you can’t find someone who’ll
Haul all your steer manure
Grab the horn and take no bull
Call Dave and rest assured
If you’re stocked up and loaded down
With feminine napkins
Don’t be bugged, pull the plugs
And ship with Haulin’ Dave, friend
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
While the wooly sheep are crossin’
Watch him patiently wait through
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
With the wild frontier so awesome
Happy Haulin’ Dave ain’t blue
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
While the traffic jams are madness
Watch him patiently wait through
Happy Haulin’ Dave
Happy Haulin’ Dave
With his career choice came gladness
Happy Haulin’ Dave ain’t blue
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one of those "why didn't I think of this?" kind of parodies 5's
Lionel - It appears that you have a series going on. Keep the good takes coming. ;D
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