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Song Parodies -> "Bing" Laden sings "Ahmed The Imam"
Original Song Title:
"Frosty The Snowman"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Bing" Laden sings "Ahmed The Imam"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
Hear about Bin Laden? Turns out he was given a last minute reprieve from Obama on the condition he give up jihad for good and become a Muslim pop singer. That's the reason there was no death photo; that's the reason for that bogus "burial" in the so-called "Arabian" Sea. So there never really was a dark conspiracy, you wingnuts: it was more of a light and cheerful one .... Anyhow here's one of "Al Bingle's" favorite Islamas qa'arols
Ahmed the Imam
Was a jolly jihadi
With a filthy cloak
And a lice filled beard
And two eyes that could not see
Oh, Ahmed the Imam
Was a weak hadith* they say
He was made from dirt
But believers assert
That he came to life one day
There must have been a kind djinn
In that moldy turban they found
For when they said "Allah Akbar"
Fired his AK all around
Oh, Ahmed the Imam
Was lethal as he could be
And the children say
He could laugh and slay
Even better than you and me
Hamdu lilahu, Hamdu lilahu
Isn't 'ol Ahmed great
Hamdu lilahu, Hamdu lilahu
Stirring up lots of hate
Oh .. Ahmed the Imam
Knew Mossad was on its way
So he said, "Let's go
And throw some stones"
At Zi'nist swine today
Down to the checkpoint
With an AK in his hand
Firing here and there
Behind boys in the square
Saying hit me if you can
He bade the boys to throw some stones
Cover his heinous plot
He forced them to keep throwing
Until one of them got shot
Then, Ahmed the Imam
Had to scurry on his way
As he waved goodby
He said "Don't you cry"
Your friend's with Virgins today
Your friend'll see Virgins today
Your friend meets al Houri ... TODAY!!
Was a jolly jihadi
With a filthy cloak
And a lice filled beard
And two eyes that could not see
Oh, Ahmed the Imam
Was a weak hadith* they say
He was made from dirt
But believers assert
That he came to life one day
There must have been a kind djinn
In that moldy turban they found
For when they said "Allah Akbar"
Fired his AK all around
Oh, Ahmed the Imam
Was lethal as he could be
And the children say
He could laugh and slay
Even better than you and me
Hamdu lilahu, Hamdu lilahu
Isn't 'ol Ahmed great
Hamdu lilahu, Hamdu lilahu
Stirring up lots of hate
Oh .. Ahmed the Imam
Knew Mossad was on its way
So he said, "Let's go
And throw some stones"
At Zi'nist swine today
Down to the checkpoint
With an AK in his hand
Firing here and there
Behind boys in the square
Saying hit me if you can
He bade the boys to throw some stones
Cover his heinous plot
He forced them to keep throwing
Until one of them got shot
Then, Ahmed the Imam
Had to scurry on his way
As he waved goodby
He said "Don't you cry"
Your friend's with Virgins today
Your friend'll see Virgins today
Your friend meets al Houri ... TODAY!!
*weak hadith -- a saying or story attributed to Mohamed that is considered unreliable for various reasons and can be disregarded by Muslims as a prescription for law or proper behaviour ... Al Houri -- The Arabic word for virgins
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555! Funny twist on a Christmas song!
As he said upon arrival "Are these the 72 virgins? Make that 73". "He could laugh and slay even better than you and me". You can slay with laughter.
"Al Bingle," love it! What do you call a BJ by 72 virgins? A houri-cane.
By the beard of Mohammed- another anti-Islam parody! 555!
I get the reference to a hurricane being a big blow, JAB, but what's with the "houri" spel- .. Oh wait i just explained that! And for those who didn't catch the "Al Bingle" joke that currently has JAB in stitches, it's a reference to "Der Bingle", an old nickname for Bing Crosby
Thanks Patrick and Leough. And hey, Robert wassup wi' you? Thanks for the fives -- and speaking of which, that's the numbers of these Islamic carol parodies that I churned out in rapid succession about two years ago. I posted three of them -- Shari'ah Law Is Comin' to Town, Here Comes Twelfth Imam and Infidels (Silver Bells) -- last year when I first showed up at Amiright. Indeed, "Shari'ah Law .." is my most viewed post.
By the pubes of the potentate, these Islamic bagatelles are indeed a specialty of yours. El Bingo should have sung this in 'The Road to Morocco'. That would have got the lads into a few scrapes with some stern scimitars. 555s
Nothing like a new Christmas parody to sing while sitting by the fire, basking in the light of the tree, sipping flavored coffees...
I take it, the infidels are not singing very happily.....Has anyone done - The little gunner boy ? a-rat-a-tat-tat....... a-rat-a-tat-tat.......a-rat-a-tat-tat
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