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Song Parodies -> "White Pissmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"White Pissmas"
Parody Written by:
Harpo Weezey
The Lyrics
Dedicated to The Dumb Fandumb HARPO HOLIDAYS!
I'm dreaming of a White Pissmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the Marx Bros are dancin' and unicorn sweaters
Go and kill those Groucho bats
I'm dreaming of a White Pissmas
With every Pissmas card I write
"May your days not be stinky but be Harpo-ish and cute
And may all your Pissmases be White"
I'm dreaming of a White Pissmas
I never knew that I'd be good
Because Groucho's naughty and Chico's in the potty
With Zeppo bird flushin' down the toilet
I'm dreaming of a White Pissmas
With a little quote I have to say,
"Margaret broke up with Groucho
Boo hoo
But please let your Pissmases
May all your Pissmases
May all your Pissmases be white"
I'm dreaming of a white Pissmas
Pissmas with you all
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Honk all the way
YAY!
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the Marx Bros are dancin' and unicorn sweaters
Go and kill those Groucho bats
I'm dreaming of a White Pissmas
With every Pissmas card I write
"May your days not be stinky but be Harpo-ish and cute
And may all your Pissmases be White"
I'm dreaming of a White Pissmas
I never knew that I'd be good
Because Groucho's naughty and Chico's in the potty
With Zeppo bird flushin' down the toilet
I'm dreaming of a White Pissmas
With a little quote I have to say,
"Margaret broke up with Groucho
Boo hoo
But please let your Pissmases
May all your Pissmases
May all your Pissmases be white"
I'm dreaming of a white Pissmas
Pissmas with you all
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Honk all the way
YAY!
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