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Song Parodies -> "Wide Isthmus"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Wide Isthmus"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I'm streaming thru a wide isthmus
Sailing the Panama canal
From the great Atlantic,
To the Pacific
Sea cruise, honeymoon, as well..
Yes, we're streaming on a wide isthmus
Six hundred pounds is by my side..
She's my sweet new beautiful bride,
So, I'm glad this isthmus is so wide
We're streaming thru a wide isthmus
Sharing a kiss from lock to lock
When she leans, I panic,
Recall Titanic,
And wish..l'd stayed on the dock..
Yes, we're streaming thru a wide isthmus
Nine days and nights, aboard this ride
With my sweet new beauti-ful bride,
I'm just glad this isthmus is this wide
Sailing the Panama canal
From the great Atlantic,
To the Pacific
Sea cruise, honeymoon, as well..
Yes, we're streaming on a wide isthmus
Six hundred pounds is by my side..
She's my sweet new beautiful bride,
So, I'm glad this isthmus is so wide
We're streaming thru a wide isthmus
Sharing a kiss from lock to lock
When she leans, I panic,
Recall Titanic,
And wish..l'd stayed on the dock..
Yes, we're streaming thru a wide isthmus
Nine days and nights, aboard this ride
With my sweet new beauti-ful bride,
I'm just glad this isthmus is this wide
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AFW - Merry Christmas as you light your Christmas canal. ;D
Dag. I've been trying all week to come up with an 'isthmus' song. Nice slice of life parody. Merry Christmas, AFW!
Smooth sailing there, AFW! Very well written satire. Santa should try streaming the isthmus for a change, and to quote this black and white dame from "Home Alone 2": "If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take 2 airplanes to get across it!" Goes the same with your "bride" in your song! Well, here's 555's and Merry Christmas!!!
A tropical Christmas and honeymoon - Santa has been good.
Title o' the day.
Thanks, all...and Merry Christmas
enjoy the ride, Sir ! HAPPY NEW EARs
Thank you, Lil...HNY to you 2
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