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Song Parodies -> "Beach Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Beach Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
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I'm surfing in a beach sunset
I love getting out of the cold
Sick of tires screeching
and my butt freezing
and kids throwing ice cold snow
I'm tanning for this beach Christmas
Cause after all, we know frost bites
When the sun shines brightly its nice
You know my beach Christmases aren't white
I'm flying to the Keys Christmas
I'm gonna escape all the snow
Hear some palm trees whistling
while water glistens
Where they say that sixty is cold
I won't need coats for this Christmas
In fact my shirts can take a hike
Maybe I'll wear swim trunks and bike
Cause down here my Christmases aren't white
I love getting out of the cold
Sick of tires screeching
and my butt freezing
and kids throwing ice cold snow
I'm tanning for this beach Christmas
Cause after all, we know frost bites
When the sun shines brightly its nice
You know my beach Christmases aren't white
I'm flying to the Keys Christmas
I'm gonna escape all the snow
Hear some palm trees whistling
while water glistens
Where they say that sixty is cold
I won't need coats for this Christmas
In fact my shirts can take a hike
Maybe I'll wear swim trunks and bike
Cause down here my Christmases aren't white
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Dave - WOW! I've read them all, 5 scored them all...so forgive me if I don't comment on each page! If any of us here will "make it", it's going to be YOU! You stand out from the rest of us casual writers, social contributors, lazy dilettantes, and (in my case) small time karaoke parodists. So...Merry Freaking Christmas! ;D
I knew there was an upside to global warming...
Awesome job mixing your Floridian past with your new Virginian Christmas. I'm sure we're all wishing for a Beach Christmas which is much better than Bing Crosby's Christmas wish.
Thank you Peter Andersson and Matthias And a big Thank You to Old Man Ribber! I really truly appreciate that comment, it is very heart warming, Merry Christmas to you as well and I hope I can continue to bring you laughs!
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