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Song Parodies -> "Dog, Scotty's For Sale"
Original Song Title:
"A Cottage For Sale"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Dog, Scotty's For Sale"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Bad stain on the sofa,
Too big to disguise
There's snags on the curtains,
As well as the ties
The kids will be cryin'
When they realize,
Dog, Scotty's for sale
We've had him six months now,
He sure likes to play
But rough on the garden,
When let out, each day
No blooms left on roses,
Dry stems, seem to say,
Dog, Scotty's for sale
Snoot dribble on the windows,
Tongue licks all around
No need to flush toilets,
He drinks it all down....
I'll have mixed emotions,
Some happy, some sad
But no last minute pardon,
My mind's iron clad
I've called the newspaper,
They're printing the ad,
Dog, Scotty's for sale..
Dog, Scotty's for sale
Too big to disguise
There's snags on the curtains,
As well as the ties
The kids will be cryin'
When they realize,
Dog, Scotty's for sale
We've had him six months now,
He sure likes to play
But rough on the garden,
When let out, each day
No blooms left on roses,
Dry stems, seem to say,
Dog, Scotty's for sale
Snoot dribble on the windows,
Tongue licks all around
No need to flush toilets,
He drinks it all down....
I'll have mixed emotions,
Some happy, some sad
But no last minute pardon,
My mind's iron clad
I've called the newspaper,
They're printing the ad,
Dog, Scotty's for sale..
Dog, Scotty's for sale
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While I love dogs you can keep Scotty to yourself.
Sad...but not in quality, wit, and execution! Dog-gone good job...literally! ;D
'Captain, the sofa can't take it anymore!!!"
(Hammy Star Trek reference) LOL Great job..
Thanks, Guys...
Sir L'AIR de Farce, can I print this one ? ? I love this! ! and LuLu thinks it's very 'doggone' cute !
Nice, simple, and effective. Enjoyed the toilet line a lot! Will you take $5.55?
Sure, LCC..you can print it, cut and paste it, or shred it, and let LuLu chew it up, (:...I assume she's your pooch?...Thanks, Warren..Appreciate it.
Great parody - LOL @ toilets part
Sir L'AIR de Farce, Mighty Duke 0Edge, are you aware, Sir, that Scotty is the most difficult breed to 'pottyTrain' ? . . . It is a real strain, Sir ! But the Scotty personality/Devotion is well worth the stains . . .
Thanks, Andy...and LCC...I must admit..I never really owned a Scotty, and know very little about their characteristics...but interesting comment...my dog, Sniffy,(a beagle, like Snoopy) is actually, a stuffy,(stuffed pet)..very easy to train, feed, and care for..
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