Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Reich Around The Clock"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Around The Clock"

Original Performer:

Bill Haley & His Comets

Parody Song Title:

"Reich Around The Clock"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, reich
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, reich
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, reich
Rump wants to reich around the clock tonight

Put your red hat on and join him, hon'
Go 'head and be a scum when the clock strikes one
You're gonna reich around the clock tonight
You're gonna reich, reich, reich, 'til broad daylight
You're gonna reich, gonna reich, around the clock tonight

When the clock strikes two, three and four
Keep your noses brown and yell for more
You're gonna reich around the clock tonight
You're gonna reich, reich, reich, 'til broad daylight
You're gonna reich, gonna reich, around the clock tonight

When the chimes ring five, six and seven
Claim that Nazis go to heaven
You're gonna reich around the clock tonight
You're gonna reich, reich, reich, 'til broad daylight
You're gonna reich, gonna reich, around the clock tonight

When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too
Do the dictator's dance and drink some booze
You're gonna reich around the clock tonight
You're gonna reich, reich, reich, 'til broad daylight
You're gonna reich, gonna reich, around the clock tonight

When the clock strikes twelve, you'll say heil then
Start reichin' around the clock again
You're gonna reich around the clock tonight
You're gonna reich, reich, reich, 'til broad daylight
You're gonna reich, gonna reich, around the clock tonight

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 249

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   247
 247
 247
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Nay 2 Twump's Turd Reich - June 01, 2024 - Report this comment
Never forget that the true meaning of maga is "make America govern autocratically".

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/billhaleyhiscomets7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 279