Song Parodies -> "Crappy Days Are Here Again"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Days Are Here Again"

Original Performer:

Ben Selvin & The Crooners

Parody Song Title:

"Crappy Days Are Here Again"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

New President Assures Nation, 'The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is a Crippling, Decade-Long Depression'

Crappy days are here again;
Come liars with their smears again.
Soon your eyes will sting with tears again;
Crappy days are here again!

Honest faces wear a frown;
The locust hordes have come to town.
Soon they'll tear the world's foundations down;
Crappy days are here again!

Your last reserves are now gone;
No safe havens from now on...

Crappy days are here again;
You sheeple will be sheared again.
Then you'll all be raped in your bloody rears again;
Crappy, crappy, crappy days are here again!

"Be afraid, for you have very good reason. Banks are closing. Unemployment is at an all-time high and climbing every day. Stocks once worth hundreds of dollars are now worth pennies. Millions of you have lost your life savings in financial institutions you thought were secure but are not."

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