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Song Parodies -> "Small Business Saturday"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing in the Moonlight"
Original Performer:
Ben Pollack
Parody Song Title:
"Small Business Saturday"
Parody Written by:
Small Business Saturday 2023
The Lyrics
I know this isn’t until Saturday, November 25th, but I decided to submit this a week early because of scheduling conflicts for next week.
Small Business Saturday,
On the 25th,
Sell stuff to customers,
On a weekend…
Small Business Saturday,
A day to realize,
That they’re small and struggling,
Come in; light up their eyes…
Drugstore in a corner,
Mom-and-pop shop this,
Get a little closer,
On a weekend…
Give the salesman service,
They’re shut down ‘fore long,
You’ll do Small Business Saturday,
All day long!
On the 25th,
Sell stuff to customers,
On a weekend…
Small Business Saturday,
A day to realize,
That they’re small and struggling,
Come in; light up their eyes…
Drugstore in a corner,
Mom-and-pop shop this,
Get a little closer,
On a weekend…
Give the salesman service,
They’re shut down ‘fore long,
You’ll do Small Business Saturday,
All day long!
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Can’t say I agree with your enthusiasm but once again the only amusing thing in your entire post is the mundane calendar day no one else has ever heard of that you glommed onto. Do you honestly think you sway anybody with this stuff?
Hey GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, I've got a challenge for you: Since you seem to need feedback of some kind, try writing these "comments" without relying on stuff I've posted in the past, then submit them under your own name. Think that 20-watt brain of yours can pull that off? While I’m at it, master of the mundane, “give the salesman service”? Just makes me wonder if there are days when you try to out-dumb yourself.
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