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Song Parodies -> "Got the Tickets"
Original Song Title:
"Got the Jitters"
Original Performer:
Ben Pollack
Parody Song Title:
"Got the Tickets"
Parody Written by:
Hilton “Nappy” Lamare
The Lyrics
During the fall of 2022, I had finished several parodies of then-current news incidents, but I was too busy at the time to post some of them. I am catching up to those now. This one is about the November 2022 Ticketmaster controversy involving a Taylor Swift concert.
Got the tickets, got the tickets;
Got the tickets, got the tickets, got the tickets.
A site that’s called Ticketmaster,
Is a story to be plastered,
Through each news wire; it’s faster,
Got the tickets!
Cancelled concert; cancelled concert,
Taylor Swift fans saw that they were cancelled concerts,
Oh, the chatter, chatter, chatter,
On demand, it doesn’t matter,
Has me madder than a hatter,
Got the tickets!
Tickets bought one afternoon,
Ticketmaster said, “You’ll get them soon!”
Then there was a server crash,
They said “Wait some months, and then, call back!”
Got the tickets, got the tickets;
Got the tickets, got the tickets, got the tickets.
Taylor Swift’s fans, they got fed up,
On the go without a let-up,
Waiter, bring another set-up,
GOT THE TICKETS!!!
Like a million city critters,
Who are not exactly quitters,
And would much be married men,
That’s got the tickets!
Got the tickets, got the tickets, got the tickets.
A site that’s called Ticketmaster,
Is a story to be plastered,
Through each news wire; it’s faster,
Got the tickets!
Cancelled concert; cancelled concert,
Taylor Swift fans saw that they were cancelled concerts,
Oh, the chatter, chatter, chatter,
On demand, it doesn’t matter,
Has me madder than a hatter,
Got the tickets!
Tickets bought one afternoon,
Ticketmaster said, “You’ll get them soon!”
Then there was a server crash,
They said “Wait some months, and then, call back!”
Got the tickets, got the tickets;
Got the tickets, got the tickets, got the tickets.
Taylor Swift’s fans, they got fed up,
On the go without a let-up,
Waiter, bring another set-up,
GOT THE TICKETS!!!
Like a million city critters,
Who are not exactly quitters,
And would much be married men,
That’s got the tickets!
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