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Song Parodies -> "Got The Twitters"
Original Song Title:
"Got The Jitters"
Original Performer:
Ben Pollack
Parody Song Title:
"Got The Twitters"
Parody Written by:
Nappy Lamare
The Lyrics
Got the Twitters, got the Twitters;
Got the Twitters, got the Twitters, got the Twitters.
Like the collapse of a tower
Is this deal to buy in power
This deal's wilting like a flower;
Got the Twitters!
Almost got it, almost got it;
You all thought of Twitter, that Elon would buy it,
Hear the talk of buying chatter,
Elon says it doesn’t matter,
He thinks Twitter is now badder;
Got the Twitters!
Made a deal one afternoon,
Now he doesn’t want to SEE it through!
Twitter's now on the attack,
“This deal must go through, don’t push it back!!”
Got the Twitters, got the Twitters;
Got the Twitters, got the Twitters, got the Twitters.
You all thought it was a step up,
Thought the deal could never let up,
Now you see that it’s a set-up;
GOT THE TWITTERS!!!
Like a million company critters
Who are not exactly quitters
And want this deal to come through,
That’s got the Twitters!
Got the Twitters, got the Twitters, got the Twitters.
Like the collapse of a tower
Is this deal to buy in power
This deal's wilting like a flower;
Got the Twitters!
Almost got it, almost got it;
You all thought of Twitter, that Elon would buy it,
Hear the talk of buying chatter,
Elon says it doesn’t matter,
He thinks Twitter is now badder;
Got the Twitters!
Made a deal one afternoon,
Now he doesn’t want to SEE it through!
Twitter's now on the attack,
“This deal must go through, don’t push it back!!”
Got the Twitters, got the Twitters;
Got the Twitters, got the Twitters, got the Twitters.
You all thought it was a step up,
Thought the deal could never let up,
Now you see that it’s a set-up;
GOT THE TWITTERS!!!
Like a million company critters
Who are not exactly quitters
And want this deal to come through,
That’s got the Twitters!
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Nappy Lamare absolutely sounds like a normal person on Ben Pollack’s “Got The Jitters” and not a cartoon character.
Yes, I sound completely normal, sane and competent and not like a cartoon character. Thank you for your comment!
Well, this parody aged well! Great to see the Twitter deal all worked out.
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