I'll tell you some of my opinions
You'll probably think I'm a witch
But there are some of the world's people
Who I would like to call a

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Big-mouthed fool
Though it sounds cruel,
Shutting them up almost should be a rule.

A movie was made about Potter
He really likes playing Quidditch
But damn that wizard Draco Malfoy
He's really a son of a
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When Harry plays games of his sport
He tries to locate the gold snitch
He's got a good friend named Hermione
But I think that she is a
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Forget Quidditch 'cause I love baseball
The pitcher threw out the 1st pitch
When the ref called it a strike,
The batter said, "Son of a..."
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My best friend and I hang together
Her living room is our own niche
She has a puppy named Rover
And yes, I can call him a
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I went to my class about sewing
We learned how to sew and to stitch
When I poked myself with a needle,
The pain really was quite a
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My story has come to its ending
And now it's my song I shall ditch
If anyone gives me low ratings,
Then they will be called a, what?...
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