I actually saw him
I actually saw him on The Word
Now he's nowhere to be seen
Since I saw him on Buzzcocks

Oh, dear Amiright
where has this man gone
has he gone or has he vanished
The suicides is still my dress

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
(We've not seen him on TV anymore)
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
(That's Mark Lamarr)
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
(That's since I liked to think that I know)
where you've been
Yeah, Mark Lamarr
Where you've been

I try to warn you
I try to warn you
Never to meet Sean Hughes
I know he's soft and he's Irish
Now his Seans Show is on VH1

The books i've read are by Sean
These are the days we've nicked
Tomorrow, believe me Sean Hughes

Ah, ah, ah, ah
(i've bit meself cos i miss Mark)
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
(what about Sean)
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
(I like to see the world I know)
Mark Lamarr, where are you now
where are you then

I take a book and go to sleep
Maybe dream about biting anytime
I can hump a hound

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
(where is Sean Hughes)
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
(He's still going)
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
(Stop dreaming about it)
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
(Dreaming about the ways I'll see him)
Where you've been
Yeah, Mark Lamarr
Where you've been