Didn't win that one, means I'm the loser
Not gonna shiv ya, not a rage quitter
But I'll still be thinkin', likely while drinkin'
About what could've been, I failed closely, mmh, ah, yeah

For the longest time, we were even
Back and forth, was madness, thought that I could beat it
Sure I wasn't slackin', that's what you were seemin'
But I lost, goddamn it (hmhmhm, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
All of that work, all those lift jerks
Made my ass hurt (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ev'ry tight bend, ev'ry mad twist
Made this sad thing (aarghh, whoo!)

I know I ballsed up, became the loser
But I'll still grill ya 'cause my brain flickers
I just can't stop thinkin', damn photo finish
That gave your nose the win, I lost closely, mmh, ah, yeah
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Closely, such a close-ass win
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Closely (ah), losin' closely

Where was your advantage lyin'?
That's all that I'm thinkin' about in my mind now
What foods were you eatin'? I ditched all the fat subs
And passed on all the snack nuts (closely, ah-ah) (hmhmhm)
Most times that works, it's a big swerve (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
To learn that, hurts (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
I don't like this, I feel flattened (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
"Still, not last"? Zip (your lips, ah-ah) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

You can just shut up (shut up), I'm still the loser (loser)
No-one gives two shits (two shits) 'bout who came second (second) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
So answer my questions (questions) 'bout how you're winnin' (winnin')
By barely half an inch (barely half an inch), beat me closely, mmh, ah, yeah
La-la-la-la (whoo), la-la-la-la (la-la-la)
Closely, really close-ass win
La-la-la-la (where we goin'), la-la-la-la (where we goin')
Closely (eh, oh), losin' closely (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Of course I'm askin' this to help myself, I cannot lie (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But you don't have to cause me hell bein' a sore-ass winner, bud
Give all your tips up, t-t-tell me, I can't stress this enough
I'll go crazy and might punch you if your guards can just lay off my nuts, yeah

That was a close one, not a sore loser
Looks like I'm bitchin', close to blade switchin'
I'm just askin' questions 'bout how you zipped in
And stole my hard-earned win, you won closely, mmh, ah, yeah
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Closely, such a close-ass win (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Closely (closely), losin' closely (ah-ah)
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la) (did that closely, so damn closely)
Closely, thinkin' "closely" all damn day (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Closely (closely), I failed closely (ah-ah)