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Song Parodies -> "I'm Getting Impeached for Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Nuttin' for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Barry Gordon
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Getting Impeached for Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Melanie Lee
The Lyrics
Merry Christmas, Don! OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDNwdSy6rrk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KSgFRZtOo4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7JGvorSWJ0 Some versions of the OS have three verses, and so do I.
I’m getting impeached for Christmas!
Nancy and Adam are mad!
I’m getting impeached for Christmas
By Do-Nothing Congress—how sad!
I called Ukraine for quid pro quo.
Somebody whistle-blew!
I held up their defensive dough.
Somebody whistle-blew!
I said, “I’ll let your money go;
You must do a favor, though:
Dig up dirt on both Hunt and Joe.”
Somebody whistle-blew!
Oh, I’m getting impeached for Christmas!
Losers and Demmies are glad.
I’m getting impeached for Christmas
For palling with Erdo and Vlad!
Ignored subpoenas in the mail.
Somebody whistle-blew!
Forbade my staffers tell their tale.
Somebody whistle-blew!
Forget that I put kids in cage,
Doctored up a weather page,
Acted like one-tenth my age…
Somebody whistle-blew!
Oh, I’m getting impeached for Christmas!
Facebook and Fake News go mad!
I’m getting impeached for Christmas
Impeachment’s the leftists’ new fad!
I profit from the Pres’dency.
Somebody whistle-blew!
Taxpayer-funded golf for me!
Somebody whistle-blew!
Those diplomats in my hotels
Dine at Mar-a-Lago well!
Face it, Repubs: something smells!
Somebody whistle-blew!
Oh, I’m getting impeached for Christmas!
Half of the country is mad!
Half of the country still loves me,
Their King White Supremacist Dad!
As my orange-y face is turning hot pink,
I swear I’ll raise up such a stink
If I’m impeached for Christmas!
Nancy and Adam are mad!
I’m getting impeached for Christmas
By Do-Nothing Congress—how sad!
I called Ukraine for quid pro quo.
Somebody whistle-blew!
I held up their defensive dough.
Somebody whistle-blew!
I said, “I’ll let your money go;
You must do a favor, though:
Dig up dirt on both Hunt and Joe.”
Somebody whistle-blew!
Oh, I’m getting impeached for Christmas!
Losers and Demmies are glad.
I’m getting impeached for Christmas
For palling with Erdo and Vlad!
Ignored subpoenas in the mail.
Somebody whistle-blew!
Forbade my staffers tell their tale.
Somebody whistle-blew!
Forget that I put kids in cage,
Doctored up a weather page,
Acted like one-tenth my age…
Somebody whistle-blew!
Oh, I’m getting impeached for Christmas!
Facebook and Fake News go mad!
I’m getting impeached for Christmas
Impeachment’s the leftists’ new fad!
I profit from the Pres’dency.
Somebody whistle-blew!
Taxpayer-funded golf for me!
Somebody whistle-blew!
Those diplomats in my hotels
Dine at Mar-a-Lago well!
Face it, Repubs: something smells!
Somebody whistle-blew!
Oh, I’m getting impeached for Christmas!
Half of the country is mad!
Half of the country still loves me,
Their King White Supremacist Dad!
As my orange-y face is turning hot pink,
I swear I’ll raise up such a stink
If I’m impeached for Christmas!
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This parody did *not* blow!qgd
Trump has his flaws, but look at his opposition. If you can stomach it. Watching The Donald vs Congress is sort of like seeing Saddam Hussein take on the Ayatollah Khomeini or the IRS grappling with Scientology. Hitler vs Stalin. I noticed that you altered the choruses while maintaining the spirit of the original. That's a good technique and makes it funnier.
BWAHAHAHA - you put the OS to good use. I remember it well.
A match made in heath... er, heaven. When you impeach a tangelo, does it turn into a cumquat?
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