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Song Parodies -> "I'm Number 2"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney & the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Number 2"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Bernie Sanders...
I'm Number 2, behind Hillary
In this f-cked up DEM Party
Hillary's not so smug, server scandal plagues her too
A Biden entry and she knows she's screwed
I'm Number 2, behind Hillary
I'm Anti-establishment, at age 73
And in some polls I'm ahead of her too
Bridge that gap and she'll come unglued
I'm Number 2, behind Hillary
I best represent democracy
Hillary should be arrested, SoS she blew
She's lying and hiding everything she knew
I'm Number 2, behind Hillary
A vote for her is like voting Obama 3
Can't let our nation subscribe to her odd views
Clinton's are scumbags, I do not approve!!!

Vote for me, Bernie Sanders!

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Jonathan - August 14, 2015 - Report this comment
555 votes for... well 555 more for Jeb Bush! boy... if only we could just cast our presidential votes from here huh?
Rob Arndt - August 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Jon, while I share your enthusiasm, it's way too early to vote. I am undetermined. Some people though I would never vote for: Walker, Paul, Kasich, Huckabee, Fiorina, Carson , Christie, Santorum, and Perry. Faves are Trump, Bush, Rubio, Cruz. Rest undecided or unimportant. On the DEM side. I favor Sanders and hope idiot Biden throws his hat in the ring. Between them, Hillary will lose votes and with the server scandal might not become frontrunner. Then my 4 listed if one is nominated can rip Sanders apart. Easy win.

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