It's been one week since you sat on me
Moved your tounge to one one side and said "I'm hungry"
Five days puked on me sayin
"Get dinner together come back and feed me"
Three days since impending doom
I realized you're way too fat, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday I got my guts in tact
Told you that you need a diet

Hold lettuce now, watch it turn brown
You'll stop, think
You'll think you're looking at the end
Secretly order fish on a dish, covered in Swiss
I took your sushi
'cause you can't eat off the frying pan
Eat hot soup now,
Not very much chow
Just plain no value
You like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see a diet show, cause then you'll know
Your stomach's just gonna grow
It'll be so dangerous
you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think it's funny that you're fat
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a psycho
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
You have a tendency to double your body weight
You cover the world when ya take off your shirt

It's been one week since you sat on me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
Stole all the food in the fridge and ran away
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized that I'm right
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and watch as you get skinny

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your body just'll thinken
Watchin' T.V all night long
Che' Peruan
You're still eating too much



It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said "I'm hungry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the scaleroom
It said you weighed less but still look like a balloon
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till you can start eating
it'll still be two days till you can start eating
it'll still be two days till you can start eating
And your stomach is gradually depleting