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Song Parodies -> "Adult Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Little Boy"

Original Performer:

Ashnikko

Parody Song Title:

"Adult Guy"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how to be an adult guy.
Oh you think you're worth all the friends?
You think a bitch is settled like the dust, but I'm outta here
There's not an old man on earth that I trust
You can keep the image of my butt as a big god
Unfortunately, you made the mistake of underestimating me
Coulda, shoulda, woulda, but you did it
It's a therapist you need
Could, shoulda, woulda, fuck it

Adult guy, who you think you're talking to?
Please don't think that the sex is gonna blowing my view
'Cause I'm done tolerating the time
Give you my love and you don't know what to do with it
Adult guy, who you, who you think you're talking to?
Please don't think that the sex is gonna blow it up
'Cause I'm done tolerating the time
Give you my love and you don't know what to do with it

Women hold the weight of the world
But you still talk down and call me "adult girl", I hate that shit
It's a "no" if she needs to be coerced
My body's not an object or a banana, I am not your bitch
I am not your bitch, wanna see me switch
Get terrific like they say I am
Scared of me, you flinch
I don't need your inches, ya'll in my mentions
I feel fuckboy rich, think you're amazing
I burn bridges quick
I won't sacrifice my humanity, sanity for the dick, I won't

Unfortunately, you made the mistake of underestimating me
Coulda, shoulda, woulda, but you did it
It's a therapist you need
Could, shoulda, woulda, fuck it

Adult guy, who you think you're talking to?
Please don't think that the sex is gonna blow my view
'Cause I'm done tolerating my time
Give you my love and you don't know what to do with it
Adult guy, who you, who you think you're talking to?
Please don't think that the sex is gonna blow my view
'Cause I'm done tolerating my time
Give you my love and you don't know what to do with it

Adult guy, who you, who you think you're talking to?
Who you think you're talking to?
Adult guy, who, who you think you're talking to?
Who you think you're talking to?

(Hey, Grandpa, drop the beat)
You are all grown up.

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