It's a Most Unusable Pay
Feel like throwing my paycheck away
As an old skinny wallet, well worn, just might say
It's a Most Unusable Pay..

This is most unusable cash
Lack of digits just make my teeth gnash
If it weren't for job loss, I would go tell my boss
It's a Most Unusable Pay..

Bill collectors from all sectors
In reflectors, I can see
At my rear view
I've a clear view
Guess the whole convoy's shadowing me..

For this Most Unusable check
I'd be worth lots more stretching my neck
Still, they'd stake out my grave,
Seeking cash where I lay
Might as well..go bankrupt today..
It's a Most Unusable Pay

Big and small bills, wall to wall bills
Postmen haul bills to my flat..
Speaking plainly, not insanely,
Flat's a fitting term, flat's where I'm at..

I'd be worth lots more stretching my neck,
Still, they'd come to my grave,
Seeking cash where I lay..
Just as well...file bankrupt today..
It's a Most Unusable, Most Unusable,
Most unusable......Pa-a-a-a-ay !

(Nurse, I'd like my sedative now..)