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Song Parodies -> "In The Nude"
Original Song Title:
"In The Mood"
Original Performer:
Andrew Sisters
Parody Song Title:
"In The Nude"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Have you ever visited a nude colony?
They're just like the magazines we all used to see
Everybody roams around without any duds
Ladies show their melons, cantaloupes, and their buds
Fella's display dinky or a kinky protrude
No censor, this adventure, scenes are..in the nude..
No-one seems embarrassed, tho' all bare-assed they are
Undressing is casual, having drinks, caviar..
One would think their eyes would be zoomed in on each crotch
Yet they're socializin' normally, sippin' scotch
Not the lusty orgy, that's a thought misconstrued,
It's just an average party with guests..in the nude..
In the nude,
Lounge by the pool, now
In the nude,
No weirdos drool, now
'Cept me, Dude..
My eyes are fooled, now
I can't believe it's June and Eve without their clothes on..
In the nude,
Nobody's dressed up
In the nude,
Some sure look messed up
Poor Gertrude,
Could use a "breast up"
When ready for a shower, they just turn the hose on
Feelin' so self-conscious, cuz' I'm clothed and shoed
And I can hear their glances sayin' "Why not nude?"
Fam'lies snackin' off, and strollin' 'round with their brood
This just don't seem the right way to be handlin' food
Have you ever visited a nude colony?
They're just like the magazines we all used to see
Everybody roams around without any duds
Ladies show their melons, cantaloupes, and their buds
Fella's display dinky or a kinky protrude
No censor, this adventure, scenes are..in the nude..
No-one seems embarrassed, tho' all bare-assed they are
Undressing is casual, having drinks, caviar..
One would think all eyes would stay zoomed in on a crotch
Yet they're socializin' normally, sippin' scotch
Not the lusty orgy, that's a thought misconstrued,
It's just an average party with guests..in the nude..
It's just an average party with guests..in the nude..
They're just like the magazines we all used to see
Everybody roams around without any duds
Ladies show their melons, cantaloupes, and their buds
Fella's display dinky or a kinky protrude
No censor, this adventure, scenes are..in the nude..
No-one seems embarrassed, tho' all bare-assed they are
Undressing is casual, having drinks, caviar..
One would think their eyes would be zoomed in on each crotch
Yet they're socializin' normally, sippin' scotch
Not the lusty orgy, that's a thought misconstrued,
It's just an average party with guests..in the nude..
In the nude,
Lounge by the pool, now
In the nude,
No weirdos drool, now
'Cept me, Dude..
My eyes are fooled, now
I can't believe it's June and Eve without their clothes on..
In the nude,
Nobody's dressed up
In the nude,
Some sure look messed up
Poor Gertrude,
Could use a "breast up"
When ready for a shower, they just turn the hose on
Feelin' so self-conscious, cuz' I'm clothed and shoed
And I can hear their glances sayin' "Why not nude?"
Fam'lies snackin' off, and strollin' 'round with their brood
This just don't seem the right way to be handlin' food
Have you ever visited a nude colony?
They're just like the magazines we all used to see
Everybody roams around without any duds
Ladies show their melons, cantaloupes, and their buds
Fella's display dinky or a kinky protrude
No censor, this adventure, scenes are..in the nude..
No-one seems embarrassed, tho' all bare-assed they are
Undressing is casual, having drinks, caviar..
One would think all eyes would stay zoomed in on a crotch
Yet they're socializin' normally, sippin' scotch
Not the lusty orgy, that's a thought misconstrued,
It's just an average party with guests..in the nude..
It's just an average party with guests..in the nude..
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GREAT pacing....it went with the OS beautifully. 5's
Great choice on OS; really went well with the "old time' nudist colony feeling. I give that an em"bare-ass'ing 555.
Wow a parody for both Amiright and What Freaks!
"Raw" kudos for this "revealing look at nudists. Perfect pacing...
Great subs and funtastic imagery, AF... prac-tickly sang itself!
hilarious and very bouncy which befits the subject...my fave of the day
Thank you for NOT making this a parody about the death of David Carradine. Or Marilyn Monroe, for that matter.
If they're in the nude they get in the mood and vise versa.
Thanks to adagio, Timmy, Nick, Mark, TJC, alvin, Michael, and 2 Eagle...
< ! ! ! > . . . please, Sir L'Air . . .
Always look forward to your quotation marks, LCC :)
CORRECTION: make that exclamation marks
Oh, so you do, sir ! ! . . . I was too busy yesterday to ' log on ', Sir L'Air .
Where can I find a recording of this song?
If you mean the original lyric..probably, a website that sells classic CD's by the Andrew Sisters...If you mean, my of parody lyrics..there is none..I just write 'em, don't sing 'em
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