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Song Parodies -> "Kugelpanzer"
Original Song Title:
"Alka-Seltzer"
Original Performer:
Alka-Seltzer Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Kugelpanzer"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
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[Spoken]
The “Thing’s” bizarre
Not a tank as such
Circular tracks not so speedy
Jap import with a German touch
Armored “ball” with a single MG!!!
[Sung]
Kugelpanzer
Krupp, Krupp,
Blitz… Sitz?
Who knows what the hell this is???!!!
Krupp, Krupp,
Blitz… Sitz?
Who knows what the hell this is???!!!
[spoken]
The mystery object was found by the Russians
in the advance!
Out in the open, it was alone- Kugelpanzer prone
[Abandoned by the Japanese in its jungle home]
[Sung]
So beyond be-lieeeeef it is!
Beyond belief!
The “Thing’s” bizarre
Not a tank as such
Circular tracks not so speedy
Jap import with a German touch
Armored “ball” with a single MG!!!
[Sung]
Kugelpanzer
Krupp, Krupp,
Blitz… Sitz?
Who knows what the hell this is???!!!
Krupp, Krupp,
Blitz… Sitz?
Who knows what the hell this is???!!!
[spoken]
The mystery object was found by the Russians
in the advance!
Out in the open, it was alone- Kugelpanzer prone
[Abandoned by the Japanese in its jungle home]
[Sung]
So beyond be-lieeeeef it is!
Beyond belief!
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