Hopped a plane to Philly, heard it was a great town
Viewed that bell of freedom with a crack all around
Big cit-ee of lovin'..it was so brotherly
Everyone was friendly, folks were chattin' with me
Patronized a rest'rant for some food to partake
I think they put a filly in my..Philly Steak...

Served a super sandwich, but I'm tellin' you, Boys
Held it by my ear and heard a low whinny noise
When the waiter asked me if the food was okay,
Sandwich made my hand itch and I heard it say, "Nay!"
Made 'em call the chef, I firmly held to my ground
When he came I told him someone had been horsin' 'round...

Filly Steak, that's what I got here
Filly Steak, ready to trot here
Heaven's Sake..wish I was not here..
Think they filleted a filly for my Philly Steak, now

Filly Steak, Chef's name was Herbie
Filly Steak, This ain't the Derby
Food's not jake, whole thing disturbs me..
I'm sure they served a filly in my Philly Steak, here

Fin'lly got a refund...and I walked out the door
Told them I would not be back to Philly, no more

No sir, I'm not goin' back for Filly, no more..

(Filly Steak!)