La,la,la, leee, la!
La,la,la laaa!
La,la,la, leee, la!
La,la,la laaa!!!
Here comes The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz
Make wayyy!
La,la,la, la,la,la,la la, laaa!!
Proudly, she reigns as
The Queen of "The View"
Each dayyy!
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la, laaa!!!

(Refrain)
Old, but still kickin'
With makeup, she's stickin'
Together, and tickin'
Her Botox takes a licccckkkk-iiiiiiiin'
Standing the test!
Standing the test!

Dinosaur, Barbar-ah!
Barbara's on ABC, Barbar-ah!!
La,la.la,la, la,la,la la,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la, laaa!!!!
Luckiest broad in the world,
It Is she.....Barb'rah!!
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la. la, laaa!!!
Pluckiest broad in the world, it is she,
Pluckiest broad in the world, it is she,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la, laaa!!!

Daytime or nightime, on TV Lurking,
Tweaking and perking
So constantly!
No better life could The Barbara wish for,
Iron clad contract on ABC..
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la, laaa!!!

Singers and actors
In their Max Factor's
Tumble like dominoes..
...Shake in their shoes..
Criminals, cheaters,
Stately world leaders,
Face her tough questions, and
Humbly... pay their duesssszzzz..
Face her tough questions..La,la,la,la
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la, laaa!!!..
Humbly, they pay their dues..
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
La, la. laaaaa!!!

Old, but still kickin'
With makeup, she's stickin'
Together, and tickin'
The Botox takes a licccckkkkk-iiiiinnn'
Standing the test!
Standing the test!

Some people love her,
Some people hate her
Ladies and old men, Donald
And Rosie..
Is that her real hair.
Or just a bad wig?
Is she receding,
Thinning and needing?
Some people love her,
Some people hate her..
Some people love her,
Some people hate her..

Is that her real hair,
Or just a bad wig?
Is she receding?
Oh, Barbar-ahhh!!!...
Barbara! Barbara!...
Barbara! Barbara! Barbara!
Barbara!....Barbarrrr-aaaahhhh!!!
Out front and loud!
With gab, endowed...
Talks non-stop!
Never shuts up!
For pity's sake!
For pity's sake!
For pity's sake!
Will she shut up, please?
Will she shut up, please?
Will she shut up, please?
For pity's sake!
Barbara is here!
And Barbara is there!
Barbara here, Barbara there,
Barbara here, Barbara there,
Barbara up, Barbara down,
Barbara up, Barbara down..
Faster and faster, she yaks like a
Lightning bolt!
She is The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz,
Ms. Wal-terszz
Ms. Wal-terszz
Ms. Wal-terszz..
Ms. Wal-terszz
Dinosaur, Barbara!
Barb'ra's on ABC, Barbar-ahhh!!!
Barb'ra's on ABC, Barbar-ahhh!!!
Our bad luck,
Our bad luck,
It's our bad luck..
She will not fade awayyy...
Fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la,
Fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, la, laaa!!!

Our bad luck,
Our bad luck,
Our bad luck..
She will not fade awaaayyy...
She is The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz..
She is The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz..
Barb'ra Wal-terszz!
Barb'ra Wal-terszz!
Barb'rahh Walllllll-tttterrrrsssszzz!!!