Song Parodies -> "Born Dumb and Will Stay Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"More Human Than Human"

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Original Performer:

"Born Dumb and Will Stay Dumb"

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The Lyrics

This has no bearing on either of our political views. I just took some cold medicine last night and woke up singing this. really!! ---Watt Daddy I think of this as a parody outlining the typical liberal lashings against the President. ---Rice Cube

Yeah, I am the president,
A-demolishing other countries 'cause they are weak-yeah
I wrack up piles of dead.
'Cause my daddy couldn't, I pike Arab heads-say
Bombers of suicide, freedom is a blast
Can you ragheads deny? - it
Sew up your broken skin,
Harden your heart baby,
We're gonna do it again.

[chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's
Born dumb and will stay dumb
Born dumb and will stay dumb
Born dumb and will stay dumb
Born dumb and will stay dumb
Born dumb and will stay dumb
Born dumb and will stay dumb

Yeah, I am the usurper
Feel the world turning in my unworthy hand-say
I am cocaine head,
Captured this country
With help from Br'er Jeb - yeah
You feel victimized?
Take comfort in my pathological lies - yeah
Into eternal war,
Wrack up national debt, then wrack it up s'more.

[chorus]

I am the reaper man,
Squander my Yale education
Playing full scale Risk(TM), yeah!
It's been a year too long,
I'm gonna take more lives,
Goddamn I ain't done - yet!

[chorus to fade]

When in doubt, vote for Nader.

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