His name's Anakin
I saw him in a flick
His mum's a virgin
His pod racing's pretty slick
Oh how he flies
Up into the sky
And Anakin is on his way
And he's gonna save the day once more

Although he's just a jedi apprentice today
He will be a master come what may
And then he'll go for a quick lay with Amidala

Qui-gon is dead
And Kenobi hasn't a clue
Anakin said
Ben I am better than you
The dark side was strong
With it he belonged
Palpatine lured the boy in
To start a life of sin and breathing

Although he's just a jedi apprentice today
He will be a master come what may
And then he'll go for a quick lay with Amidala

Yeah, Anakin, no Amidala don't know what she's f***ing
Yeah, Anakin, no Amidala don't know what she's f***ing

Luke felt the force
He was about to face his father
He felt remorse
Because he had snogged his sister
Luke was a div
The death star was active
Palpatine was going to win
But then Anakin stepped in once more

Luke was a jedi master that day
And c-3po was really gay
And Leia was having a bad hair day again

Yeah, 3po, no r2 don't know what he's missing
Yeah, 3po, no r2 don't know what he's missing