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Song Parodies -> "Sappy Sappy Soap"
Original Song Title:
"Achy Breaky Song"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovich
Parody Song Title:
"Sappy Sappy Soap"
Parody Written by:
PinmonkeyJunkie
The Lyrics
I know Billy Ray sang the original song before the parody, but this is a parody of Weird Al's.
You can torture me
With the Singing Bee
You can show some Barney
Turned down low
Or you can show a block
Of shows I like to mock
Or any Larry David show ya know
Show people shooting dice
Hey you can show it twice
And you can show the Rugrats any night
But programmer please
I'm beggin on my knees
I just can't take no more of Guiding Light
Don't air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
The most stupid shows you can see
And if you air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
I won't watch networks until three
You can clear a room
By showing Daniel Boone
Or crank an Abba concert until dawn
Or I could even watch
Some reruns of Baywatch
Don't mind a Chain Reaction Marathon
Or show the news at 3
on MSNBC
Or that game show pilot 'cross the board
Or tie me to a chair
And air some ads for Nair
Just please don't air those stupid soaps no more
Don't air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
You know I hate those shows a lot
And if you air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
I will change it to On the Lot
Don't air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
I think they're drivin me insane
Oh please don't air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
I'd rather watch the Simple Life for days
Don't air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
The most stupid shows you can see
And if you air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
I won't watch networks until three
With the Singing Bee
You can show some Barney
Turned down low
Or you can show a block
Of shows I like to mock
Or any Larry David show ya know
Show people shooting dice
Hey you can show it twice
And you can show the Rugrats any night
But programmer please
I'm beggin on my knees
I just can't take no more of Guiding Light
Don't air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
The most stupid shows you can see
And if you air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
I won't watch networks until three
You can clear a room
By showing Daniel Boone
Or crank an Abba concert until dawn
Or I could even watch
Some reruns of Baywatch
Don't mind a Chain Reaction Marathon
Or show the news at 3
on MSNBC
Or that game show pilot 'cross the board
Or tie me to a chair
And air some ads for Nair
Just please don't air those stupid soaps no more
Don't air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
You know I hate those shows a lot
And if you air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
I will change it to On the Lot
Don't air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
I think they're drivin me insane
Oh please don't air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
I'd rather watch the Simple Life for days
Don't air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
The most stupid shows you can see
And if you air a soap
A sappy sappy soap
I won't watch networks until three
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I don't imagine you'll win the women's vote, but you've written a smashingly good, and much needed spoof here... with no cliff hanging.. the whole story told..and expertly so
I am female, and I love this parody. Sappy sappy soaps drive me insane too!
Soaps take up time that could be used to air quality program.I'm female too.
Finally, a parody of Achy Breaky Song that RHYMES! That was...really good.
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