Yo,I'll tell you who to sue who to really,really sue
So tell me who to sue who to really,really sue
I'll tell you who to sue who to really,really sue
So tell me who to sue who to really,really sue
I wanna sue,I wanna sue,I wanna sue,I wanna sue
Larry Parker got me more money than you!
If you wannabe my lawyer,you really gotta help me sue
Just like Larry Parker,I will fight for you
If you wannabe my lawyer,tell the jury I'm not bad
Have pity,I'm an orphan,I just shot mom and dad.
Hey!

Oh,I just went to Taco Bell
And at Wendy's,it's clean like hell
Oh,I went into a Pizza Hut
And it's a sin,cuz' I'm a glut

Nascar Superstar,that is what you are
Comin from afar,driving your racecar
Race away with me,to another place
We can rely on each other,uh-huh
From one corner to another,uh-huh

Everybody,meet the Texans
Everybody,meet the team tonight
Houston's back,all right!
All right!

So don't delay,act now,the net is what it's about
Sign up and you will soon find,you're lagging six years behind
And if you sign up today,it may be finished in may
So bring a gun cause surfin' on the internet is fun
Surfin' on the internet is fun

Teenage and mutant Ninja Turtles,Ninja Turtles,teenage and mutant
Teenage and mutant Ninja Turtles,Ninja Turtles,teenage and mutant
Teenage and mutant Ninja Turtles,Ninja Turtles,teenage and mutant

Lets hunt him down,shoot him in the head
Police are gonna have Saddam
Lets hunt him down,shoot him in the head
And bomb him right through the ground!
Lets hunt him down,shoot him in the head
Police are gonna have Saddam
Lets hunt him down,shoot him in the head
And bomb him right through the ground!

My favorite website is amiright
My favorite website is amiright
My favorite website is amiright

I wanna sleep at that old Motel 6,Motel 6
I wanna rest at that old Motel 6,Motel 6
I'm gonna get some sleep tonight
I'm gonna get some sleep tonight,at that Motel 6

I want Lucky Charms, Silly Rabbit,
Snap, Crackle, Pop! Baby, baby
I want Frosted Flakes, Kiss the Cereal aisles good-bye
Doo doo doo,doo do doo do
Doo doo doo,doo do doo do
Doo doo doo,doo do doo do
Do do do,do do doo

There's lots of crazy contestants
That want to get so high
And some crazy contestants
Are feeling low,out of their minds
We're all stars now in the Gong Show
We're all stars now in the Gong Show

Please stop,please just shut up
puh-leaze up,please just shut up
puh-leaze up,please just shut up
shut up
Please stop,please just shut up
puh-leaze stop,please just shut up
puh-leaze stop,please just shut up
Ba du

I had sex with candy and
Melts in your mouth, not your hand
Saved the wrapper in the event
I needed protection
Man, I hope it was a dream
Ew! Yeah I sure hope it was a dream
Forget it! I sure hope it was

Pizza time,nothing wrong with parmesan so add some crushed pepper please
Pizza time,you don't really have to add too much cheese
I know what you really want to eat
I know what you really want to eat
I know what you really want to eat
Now let's eat
Now it's pizza time!
(Yeah it's pizza time)
(We're talkin' 'bout pizza time)
(It's really pizza time)
[doorbell rings] (Hey!)