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Song Parodies -> "The Night Dave Seville's Crazy"
Original Song Title:
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"The Night Dave Seville's Crazy"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Down in the suburbs,Dave Seville was still annoyed
Not by those ninja turtles,but those chipmunk boys
When that Dave's busting in,nearly scared them half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and a yoga flame breath
From his head to his toes,he was covered with ammo
Like a Tony Danza rip-off modern Rambo
And he scowled as he said with a blink of an eye
Alvin,Simon,Theodore,now you're all gonna die!
The night Dave Seville's crazy
The night David went insane
Now his neighbors settle a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well,the chipmunks are gone now,so does the Chipettes
No more Brittany,Eleanor,and Jeanette
And tied up Kids Next Door and held Ninja Turtles hostage
And he slaughtered Teletubbies like a deep blue menace
He killed Boohbahs and Pokemon,and the Sesame Street gang
The Totally Spies are now killed by a big bang
And he picked up a flamethrower,and he barbequed Kermit
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chocolate!"
The night Dave Seville's crazy
The night some father went nuts
Now you're in charge of David Seville's house
Without stepping in Chipmunk guts
There's a team of coast guards and the F.B.I.
There's a van from bubblewitness news and helicopters circling around in the sky
And the bullets are flying,the body counts rising and everyone's dying to know,oh David,why?
My my my my my my
You were still such an ugly guy
Yes,Teen Titans,that Dave Seville's dead
Some Power Ranger blew a hole through his head
Yes,little friend now,put away your toy sword
Guess you won't have Dave Seville to kick around anymore
Well now there won't be Alvin,Theodore or Simon
But their fans gotta stand a chance,their songs still worth rhyming
And the Powerpuff Girls are on the phone every night
And it doesn't matter who's wrong or right
They're talking bout the night Dave Seville's crazy
The night he fills up his rage
Broke his back by somebody's backbreaker
Sounds to me like he was out of his rampage
Whoa,the night Dave Seville's crazy
The night David went insane
Now his neighbors settle a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Whoa,something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya,something finally must have snapped...in his brain
Not by those ninja turtles,but those chipmunk boys
When that Dave's busting in,nearly scared them half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and a yoga flame breath
From his head to his toes,he was covered with ammo
Like a Tony Danza rip-off modern Rambo
And he scowled as he said with a blink of an eye
Alvin,Simon,Theodore,now you're all gonna die!
The night Dave Seville's crazy
The night David went insane
Now his neighbors settle a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well,the chipmunks are gone now,so does the Chipettes
No more Brittany,Eleanor,and Jeanette
And tied up Kids Next Door and held Ninja Turtles hostage
And he slaughtered Teletubbies like a deep blue menace
He killed Boohbahs and Pokemon,and the Sesame Street gang
The Totally Spies are now killed by a big bang
And he picked up a flamethrower,and he barbequed Kermit
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chocolate!"
The night Dave Seville's crazy
The night some father went nuts
Now you're in charge of David Seville's house
Without stepping in Chipmunk guts
There's a team of coast guards and the F.B.I.
There's a van from bubblewitness news and helicopters circling around in the sky
And the bullets are flying,the body counts rising and everyone's dying to know,oh David,why?
My my my my my my
You were still such an ugly guy
Yes,Teen Titans,that Dave Seville's dead
Some Power Ranger blew a hole through his head
Yes,little friend now,put away your toy sword
Guess you won't have Dave Seville to kick around anymore
Well now there won't be Alvin,Theodore or Simon
But their fans gotta stand a chance,their songs still worth rhyming
And the Powerpuff Girls are on the phone every night
And it doesn't matter who's wrong or right
They're talking bout the night Dave Seville's crazy
The night he fills up his rage
Broke his back by somebody's backbreaker
Sounds to me like he was out of his rampage
Whoa,the night Dave Seville's crazy
The night David went insane
Now his neighbors settle a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Whoa,something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya,something finally must have snapped...in his brain
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Rubbish!! Very Poor attempt, Pacing was way off and the subject matter was awful. Check out other parody's of the original Wierd Al song for a good idea of how a good parody works (I recommend ' the night jack bauer went crazy')
Blessranger: I think this is the first of your parodies where I've been familiar enough with both the subject and the original song to form an opinion.
Although not as bad as Pop Idol Judge suggests, the pacing is off in a few places, and your rhyming doesn't quite work sometimes (Simon / Rhyming doesn't fit for me).
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Although not as bad as Pop Idol Judge suggests, the pacing is off in a few places, and your rhyming doesn't quite work sometimes (Simon / Rhyming doesn't fit for me).
3's
Total freak show! I can hear David Seville now: ALLLLLLLL-VIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! Maybe Alvin made him go crazy! LOL!
You have this weird obsession with Dave Seville, it kinda creeps me out. And what makes you think an amphibious creature (like Kermit) tastes like chocolate???
Cowboy Dave went crazy when his cattle dog, Smokey, got skunked!! His keen sense of smell put him over the edge . . . it was a frightful scene!
555 for the mention of Mr Tony Danza: I love his Roman face, his hair & his ~NY~ voice . . .
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