You Can Torture Me,
With Square One TV,
You Can Air Some Reading Rainbow,
Or You Can Air A Block,
Like A Big Cooking Show Block,
Or Any Dragon Tales Episode You Know,
Sesame Strret Is Nice,
Hey, You Can Play It Twice
And You Can Even Air Reruns Of Daniel Tiger,
But PBS Stations Please,
I'm Begging On My Knees,
I Can't Take No More Of Arthur,
Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Arthur Show,
The Most Annoying Show I Know,
And If Air That Show,
Those Sucky Arthur Show
I Might Just Switch To HBO, Ooh

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You Can Clear A Room,
By Airing News At Noon,
You Can Air This Old Houe Reruns Until Dawn,
Or I Could Even See,
Daria On PBS 53,
Don't Mind A Dragon Tales Marathon,
Or Air New Curious George,
Or 80s Curious George,
Or Scrape Your FIngernails Across The Board,
Or Tie Me To A Chair,
And Throw Me Down The Stairs,
But Please Don't Air That Stupid Show No More,
Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Arthur Show,
You Know I Hate That That Show A Bunch,
And If You Air That Show,
That Nauseating Show,
It Might Just Make Me Lose My Lunch,

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Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Arthur Show,
You Know They Drive Me Insane,
Please Don't Air That Stupid Show,
That Irritating Show,
I'd Rather Have A Pitchfork In My Brain,
Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Arthur Show,
The Most Annoying Show I Know,
And If Air That Show,
That Sucky Arthur Show
I Might Just Switch To HBO, Ooh