Well, it's time you had the talk, yeah, you know, the special talk?
That really awkward talk, that we hope you ain't heard of
It's time we gave the talk, so you don't look like a dork
When your review reports, that you believe in the stork
You gotta (huh), you gotta (huh), you gotta (huh), you gotta (huh)
You gotta know the, know the, know the thing called
*mfrdmphr*!

You are gonna have a brother
Or maybe a sister, well (maybe a sister, we-e-ell)
It's a little early, kinda hard to te-e-ell
Still, you're gonna have a sibling, and so it all fits (so it all fi-i-its)
For us to tell you now, though you are only six
Hey!

Oh, I can knit extremely well
Jumpers for wa-a-a-a-armth in crap hote-els
Oh, want plush red and white blood cells?
Those I can knit (those I can knit) covered in fe-e-elt

Empty cookie jar
You know who you are
May think that you're smart
Sayin' jack so far
Wanted some cookies but it's not your place
To just decide when you'll have them, uh-huh
So I'm gonna find who scoffed them, uh-huh

Ev'ry zombie-ie
Yeah-eah
Rotting bodie-ies
Yeah-eah
Every zo-o-ombie-ie
We smell awful, right?
Still we rise tonight
Alright

Haven't said his name loud, I'm gonna ge-et there now
I love his scenes ev'ry time even if the film is shite
"Who is this actor?" you say? Well, if you happened to miss
The title, son, I think Christopher Walken's lots of fun
Man, Christopher Walken's lots of fun

Shopping is spastic, and it's scary
Pretty scary, shopping is spastic
Shopping is spastic, and it's scary
Pretty scary, shopping is spastic
Shopping is spastic, and it's scary
Pretty scary, shopping is spastic

I get shot down
But I'll respawn again
And then I'm gonna shoot you down
I get shot down
But I'll respawn again
And then I'm gonna go to town
I get shot down
But I'll respawn again
All-time record list, won't go down
I get shot down
But I'll respawn again
And soon your brains will meet the ground

Won't react to any plights
Bet their swords haven't seen light
I can't stand these lazy kni-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ights

Why must you shush any sound that may spill, that may spill
From any book fa-an 'round? Cause I'm still, very still
I only coughed, so your rant is
Kind of a tad too dramatic
Yeah, yeah, so just chill

I want something else
To eat than all these
Semi-warmed leftovers, buddy, buddy
I need something e-else
You're not list'ning, are you Na-ath?
Want fries

I need food, this just won't do
I need food, this just won't do
I need food, this just won't do
Do-do-do-do-do-do

Of all the pretty, pretty o-ones
I had to chat up, why'd
I pick the bitchy, witchy o-one
Now I feel low, though I jump hi-igh

I'm a frog now, kinda sucks, Jo
I'm a frog now, it's the croak show

Please stop, just shut up
Do stop, make it shut up
Dude, stop, it's gettin' cru-u-uel
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Please stop, just shut up
Do stop, song won't shut up
Dude, stop, it's far from coo-oo-ool

I'm just fine and dandy he-ere
Super peachy, I can bea-ear
All the bleedin', but if you care about infection
Buddy, don't stand there like a dweeb, yeah
You moron, I need some first aid, please move it

Yeah buddy I can't stand this loading time
Watch the little spinning ball
Until you have been bored to tears
Loading time, I'm afraid it's no joke
Feels like it's been years

I'm still waiting for this game to load
Had a three-course dinner, it still loa-oads
Want to shoot some Nazi zombies, load
Please just load
Hate this loading time
Damn this loading time
I'm rantin' 'bout loading time
Can't stand the loading time
Hey!