Happened one day outside of the house
Dancing around like a kill-the-mouse
The Stealerre god-being was waving his arms
We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke
And now we're all laughing at the god-of-war choke!

Oh boy, A.L.'s on fire!
It's what we've always desired
We'll watch the flames get higher
Just don't try to put him out

[kids saying "kill him" in the background]
Armor, shields was flying ashes everywhere
And all of the kids just continued to stare
The god of war and sun, he started to yell
We probably should've helped him but what the hell
He threw himself violently against the wall
He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away

Oh Boy, A.L.'s on fire!
This is our secret desire
We'll hell the flames burn higher
Just don't try to put him out

("break it down for me transfair!")

A.L.: I am the guardian of the Sun! So don't hate me!
(A.L. Screaming)

Oh boy, A.L.'s on fire!
This is what we've always desired
Want your help but stand the flames higher
And you better not try to put him out..

A.L.'s no longer ignited
We're feeling somewhat slighted
He's laying in a heap on the floor
We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure he was dead.