Why am I stuck home missin' the world?
Why are we far apart?
I made my dog a T-Rex disguise
Then I remade some art.
Woo-hoo, but you know I'm bored
Woo-hoo, so through quarantine
Woo-hoo, I act out movie scenes

Woo-ee-oo I took up a funny hobby
Oh-oh, I write weird songs cause I'm bored
I don't care that I'm crocheting the day away
Here's my crime podcast

Don't you live in fear, I learned to cut hair
I know your bangs need help.
You blog on whistling
Yoga, I quit
You need guitar lessons

Woo-hoo, and you know I'm bored
Woo-hoo, I watch dance routines
Woo-hoo, and make Corona memes

Woo-ee-oo I took up a funny hobby
Oh-oh, I write weird songs cause I'm bored
I don't care that I photoshop the day away
I share posts 'bout cats
I share posts 'bout cats

Lame day, same as before
Another big day
You're locked down more
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now, rates doubled by two
I shot guns and learned card tricks
Watch the batter, maybe he's feelin' sick?
Gettin' fatter, gettin' fatter, gettin' fatter too
Gettin' fatter maybe it's the booze
Oh-oh-oh
I bake bread all the time
I bake bread all the time

Woo-ee-oo I took up a funny hobby
Oh-oh, I write weird songs cause I'm bored
I don't care what they say the day is anyway
I lost track of that
I don't care 'bout that
This whole year is crap
This whole year is crap