Damn all you kids of today
Watching Yo Gabba Gabba now
I thought you were grown ups now
Too old for that kids TV rubbish Basil Brush and the awful show Didn't it go down well
(no)
I think we're 21 now, not 4 now
El Nombre is Mexican isn't it
Mexico City, hi, i'm waiting now El Nombre, i'm watching Scrubs Sadly not the Basil Brush Show

Damn all your stupid Gladiators and Chucklevision every day
What did I tell about kids TV now it ain't as fresh as it once was
It's a bit old skool to quote
Basil Brush
What about Chucklevision
(lol)
How about Fearne Cotton (who)
I'm a lot like Yellowcard used to be
Hello, i'm singing 'Ocean Avenue' What has Basil Brush got to do with it
and I'll be running free

Now
what did I tell you about kids' TV it ain't as fresh as it used to be now it's waste with Una Healy
Writing to Basil Brush tonight
saying about how his show has been child-friendly

I am 'Are Friends Electric'
not 'Semi Charmed Life'
I hope Basil Brush didn't sing 'em
cos if he did, he'll be Frank Skinner
And everytime when I hear him sing 'Pretty In Pink'

Psychedelic Furs are better than him
(lol)
Too drunk to funk, I kick yo 'arse
I'm a lot better than Basil Brush Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom, boom (lol)
I used to watch it as a 4-ish kid That's all, a bit MOR now
(lol)
I used to talk to Basil Brush
and now I talk to Ari Up