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Song Parodies -> "Joseph Kony"

Original Song Title:

"Buddy Holly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Joseph Kony"

Parody Written by:

SpeakToMe

The Lyrics

The world needs to know how evil the man is! It's a serious matter but put into a fun way!
What's with that black dude killing those kids?
Where did he get that from?
What did those kids even do to that guy?
Why is Kony violent?

Ooh Ooh Ooh, He's gotta be stopped
Ooh Ooh Ooh, But I don't know how
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Lets spread it online now

Ooh Wee Ooh We're gonna capture Joseph Kony
Oh Oh, Then we'll stab him in the neck
We are going to stop the L.R.A
We're gonna kill Kony this year

We'll make him famous by "Cover The Night"
Then we'll to to Uganda
We'll get a gun and shoot him in the @rse
'Cos that's what he deserves

Ooh Ooh Ooh, He's gotta be stopped
Ooh Ooh Ooh, But I don't know how
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Lets spread it online now

Ooh Wee Ooh We're gonna capture Joseph Kony
Oh Oh, Then we'll stab him in the neck
We are going to stop the L.R.A
We're gonna kill Kony this year

One Two, Buckle my shoe
Bring a revolver and a pistol too
Three Four, Knock on the door
We'll kill Kony then he'll let out gore
Five Six, go grab some sticks
We'll use his head like a drum 'cos he is a Sh!t
We'll punish him, We'll punish him, We'll punish him how?
Make him get sat on by a fat cow.

Lets spread it online now

Ooh Wee Ooh We're gonna capture Joseph Kony
Oh Oh, Then we'll stab him in the neck
We are going to stop the L.R.A
We're gonna kill Kony this year
We're gonna kill Kony this year
We're gonna kill Kony this year
We're gonna kill Kony this year
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Jack - October 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Well Done! Kony is a very evil man for sure :)! Jack XD

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