Oh-oh-oh
Shalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Shalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

It's a cliché, keeps raisin' my brow up now
I'll just lay it all out, buddy:
Horror scene, 'kay? The monster's been found out
And it's gonna run out now, buddy
But when it sees you
With guns and swords and crowbars too
It doesn't see you as second lunch
A quick exit's all it will do

Will only hiss, hiss, hiss, monster's gone to hide
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Won't fight, just hiss, hiss, hiss and I wonder why
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Why does it make this one damn noise?

Could do without it, 'cause it turns this monstrous thug
Into a big ol' cat now, bud
They're hardly evil, despite what memes make up
But I'm not scared of that now, buddy
This monster is huge
Won't even have to chew
But the smallest light on its face
Will make it run away from you?

Will only hiss, hiss, hiss, monster's gone to hide
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Won't fight, just hiss, hiss, hiss and no-one knows why
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Will only hiss, hiss, hiss, monster's gone to hide
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Won't fight, just hiss, hiss, hiss, kills off any fright
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Hiss, flees, monster's gone to hide
Hiss, flees, monster's gone to hide
Oh-oh-oh

Not that scared of a small cat's noise
Oh-oh-oh
Not afraid, real pathetic noise

Shalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Shalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Will only hiss, hiss, hiss, monster's gone to hide
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Won't fight, just hiss, hiss, hiss, all the threat just died
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Will only hiss, hiss, hiss, monster's gone to hide
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Won't fight, just hiss, hiss, hiss, guess it's findin' time
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh