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Song Parodies -> "Blue Raja"

Original Song Title:

"Ninja Rap"

Original Performer:

Vanilla Ice

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Raja"

Parody Written by:

SubZeroHero

The Lyrics

This is about the Blue Raja from Mystery Men. If there was a cartoon series of Mystery Men, this would be one of the songs.
YO! It's the cutterly king, the Blue Raja himself..
Have you see that man throw his forks? -- Flying forks, knives and spoons..
Yeah, Jeff is the Blue Raja a British crimefighter with plenty of class,.
master of forks, sultan of spoons , he's got class, The Spleen has gas..
Raja, ya know he's not foolin' -- Don't miss with him or you'll get the fork!

Chorus:
Blue Raja, Blue Raja, Blue Raja RAP! Blue Raja, Blue Raja, Blue Raja RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Raja, Go Raja, GO; Go Raja, Go Raja, GO!
Go Raja, Go Raja. GO; Go Raja, Go Raja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

He throws cuttlery with deadly accuracy, the best fork slinger you'll ever see..
He's the best member of the team -- Give it up for him and the rest of Mystery Men
Bowler -- Bowl those bad guys over with your bowling ball.
Spleen-- You're the man who can cause a stink, bad guys stand no chance against you..you let one rip and they all say "PU!".
Furious -- You're really strong, and getting you mad would be very wrong.
Shoveler -- I dig where you are coming from, work that shovel.
Invisible Boy -- Where are you? I can't see you. Oh, there you are!
Spynx -- Super smart is what you are,telekenesis is your gift.
Raja -- Hail to you the cutlery king, go Blue Raja do the forktastic thing.


Chorus
Blue Raja, Blue Raja, Blue Raja RAP! Blue Raja, Blue Raja, Blue Raja RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Raja, Go Raja, GO; Go Raja, Go Raja, GO!
Go Raja, Go Raja. GO; Go Raja, Go Raja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Casanova you better beware -- Because the Mystery Men are here to kick your butt
You better stand your grand when they're on the attack, Cass.
Tony P -- Look for the Bowler's bowling ball..
Savin the world, in a comical way -- Those ever so heroic mystery men save the day.
An unstoppable team the Mystery Men, so heroic and yet so cool..
If anyone's stupid enough to make Mr Furious mad, I pity the fool.
Go Mystery Men, save the day, save the day in your most funny way..
This team is really strong-- Fightin' off crooks until they're all dead and gone..


Chorus
Blue Raja, Blue Raja, Blue Raja RAP! Blue Raja, Blue Raja, Blue Raja RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Raja, Go Raja, GO; Go Raja, Go Raja, GO!
Go Raja, Go Raja. GO; Go Raja, Go Raja, GO!
GO GO GO GO


Ice Ice Ice

Chorus
Blue Raja, Blue Raja, Blue Raja RAP! Blue Raja, Blue Raja, Blue Raja RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Raja, Go Raja, GO; Go Raja, Go Raja, GO!
Go Raja, Go Raja. GO; Go Raja, Go Raja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Go get em Blue Raja

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MIKE - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I HEARD THIS IN TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2
mike - June 03, 2022 - Report this comment
BYE ROOM

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